About Me

Tybee Island, GA

When I was 19 years old, I was finishing up with my Associates Degree in Human Resources, and trying to decide what to do with me life. As I laid around work located in my home town of Minnesota, I noticed this gorgeous young man running in the rain. As I began to cat-call and sweat, I was quickly informed that the beautiful runner was in fact my boss's son. My boss's youngest son who was 17 years old. A senior in high school. Former chunky monkey (who was the CUTEST child I grew up with and looked like Theodore from The Chipmunks). And the future "Sexy Beast" (see first post). A little over a year, one basic training, and one proposal later, I became the infamous Mrs. Kalk. The day after the wedding, we moved to the south where we would reside for 3 years...



One month later Sexy Beast insisted something was off with me and told me to take a pregnancy test. It came up negative. But that test was no match for the Beast. The next afternoon he came home with chocolate and 3 more tests. Three more positive tests. How could this be? It was true. Our little G Man was on his way. He was our wedding gift from the Man upstairs. He sure knows how to treat young, military newlyweds.






On July 30th at 2:42am, our little G Man aka Spaz was born. His birth would lead the way to many grand, sad, lonely, exciting, miraculous, and heartfelt adventures with Pilot Housewife, her side kick Spaz, and her Co-Captain Sexy Beast. From deployments all the way to trying not to kill anyone with my cooking, to attempting to keep my child alive, this is a blog about a girl lady on her quest to be the best Unorthodox Housewife with        
       The Kalk Chronicles.