So for a while now I have been thinking about writing a blog. Or just writing in general. I seem to talk to myself quite a bit and hey sometimes I make myself laugh. Then it dawns on me Im all alone..... I have
GOT to get a hobby. I have quite a bit to say (if you are a family member or an in-law or my dearest ball-and-chain then you know this oh too well.) I live with my mom and little brother (more on that another time). Im a recent wife with an amateur title of Army Wife. I have a 18month old going on 16 years old. And after almost 3 years of Georgia "bliss", I'm heading to Colorado to start all over again because theres no such thing as sitting still in the military.
This monster here is, G. We used to call him baby G but now he's
pain-in-the-ass G-man (aka Spazz).
This is the man that most of these posts will be about. The ups and downs of young motherhood, raising a toddler and military brat, and doomsday later on- getting rid of the paci.... cue lighting and thunder.
This is the ball-and-chain (aka
Nate Sexy Beast) that helped me create that little monster, and love of my life. More on him later. I dont believe in ranting about my husband but dont worry folks, you'll get to here his crazy and sometimes funny "jokes"
Heres a preview-- When we arrived at our hotel getting ready to move into our first duty station together (2 days after we got married) Nate Sexy Beast comes out of the bathroom from 20 mins and says,
"Hey Honey! You should drink more cranberry juice." "Why Nate?"
"It helps menstruation and cramps" "How in the hell do you know that?"
"I got bored in the bathroom and read your Tampon box. We should get more of those"
Welcome to marriage Mr. & Mrs. Kalk
Bare with me since Im new at this "blogging thing" and sometimes technically challenged, and I will forewarn you, I
may have a slight potty mouth at times...
