Humor in Life

THE MILITARY LIFE

How I feel when someone compliments how Im handling things alone

How I feel when I hear someone complain they miss their boyfriend after two weeks

When its 11PM and Spaz is still screaming because he doesn't want to go to bed

But how I feel when I hear Spaz crying for daddy in his sleep

When Spaz goes to bed 5 minutes after I walk out of his room

When Spaz takes my homework and draws on it..

How I feel when a wife from the company tells me her husband is coming home for the birth


When wives ask if the guys will come home early. EVERY SINGLE MEETING


And what Im going to do when I get Beast's flight schedule



THE STUDENT LIFE
How felt when they told me they are admitting 38 students from the 200 applicants this fall semester.

How I looked when I found out people were complaining about my sleeping baby in class

Yet, What I do when Will starts talking during class...

How I felt when the advisor told me to take a semester off because I couldn't possibly handle coming back to school after birth


And when I arrived at the start of the semester 14 days after pushing a kid out

What happened when the guy next to me asked if labor hurt 

Or when the two blondes in class were telling me about how women uncontrollably pee themselves after birth


What happens after I realized the last thing I ate was coffee in the morning before class... 6 hours ago


Or by 6PM on Friday...





When the guy in lab asks you for the answer, but after I explain it he asks the teacher


And when she says the exact same thing that I JUST said


So I get a perfect score and those who doubted my answers did not....



What I did when I got a 4.0 while pregnant, giving birth, having two kids under 3, and said goodbye to my husband


Then I went outside and did this.